Equinox II

By Angel Of Nine

I haven't actually seen part I, but that doesn't stop me from
fantasizing *grin*...

Ok, so stuff happens and then some more stuff happens and finally
some stuff happens and they're all un-assimilated again and back on
Voyager. Peculiar isn't it?

Final scene before episode ending.

Captain's Log, stardate something or other.
We did this and we did that and all crewmembers are present and
accounted for. The Borg are no longer a threat. We are back en route
toward the Alpha Quadrant. The
past events have had their influence on certain crewmembers however.

(start soft music)

Cut to close up of Seven of Nine. She looks... sensual, her lips are
parted. We see a strawberry travelling to her mouth. Who's feeding it
to her, we do not know. She bites it, mouth half open, strawberry
juice dripping down her chin (all Jeri Ryan fans go OH MY GAWD!).
The camera turns and fades out and oh dear sweet jesus, it's Captain
Janeway! (bet you didn't see that one coming). She is looking equally
sensual, they are staring at each other. Then Kathryn grabs Seven by
the neck and pulls her close, meanwhile pulling the bun out of her
hair. They kiss, big wet strawberry lips locking with rosy thin
hungry lips. All J/7 fans have instant orgasms.

Fade out. End credits.

The world is in shock. This episode should have been rated NC-17,
they cry. But it was just a kiss, TPTB retort. Just a kiss?? the
world screams, their children staring googely-eyed at blacked out tv
screens. What was that, mummy? It made me feel funny in my tummy.
Even Janeway-bashers and Seven-haters admit to needing a shower
afterwards. J/7-ers everywhere are being checked into hospitals with
symptoms of instant heart failure.

J/7 are never mentioned again, but boy did we ever get a rise out of
that one! Whee!

Happy dreams,
~Angel Of Nine