KATHRYN'S LOVER

Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's busy, too busy to answer the comm, Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's trying, to give me an orgasm of my own, Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's happy, kissing my freshly shaved quim, And the operator says four strips of latinum more, for a live cam feed.

 

Please sweet Beverly, I just gotta talk to her,
I'll only keep her a while,
Please Doctor Crusher, I just wanna tell her goodbye.

 

Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's naked, and she's staying that way just for me, Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's beautiful, her breasts are about 34C, Kathryn's lover says, please don't say anything, but her pussy juice is just so tasty, And the operator says four strips of latinum more, for an autographed nude holopic.

 

Please sweet Beverly, I just gotta talk to her,
I'll only keep her a while,
Please Doctor Crusher, I just wanna tell her goodbye.

 

Kathryn's lover says, Kathryn's working, she's sucking on my sweet little clit, Kathryn's lover says, oh god I'm cumming, Katie's tongue's just done the trick, And Kathryn's lover says, thank you for calling, and Seven won't you call back again,

And the operator says four strips of latinum more, will buy my used panties.

 

Please sweet Beverly, I just gotta talk to her,
I'll only keep her a while,
Please Doctor Crusher, I just wanna tell her goodbye.

 

Tell her goodbye,
Please...tell her goodbye.
 

Note 1: Part of the Femme Fuh-Q Fest -- http://www.svpress.us/femmefuhqfest/

Note 2: This filk is based on the song "Sylvia's Mother" written by Shel Silverstein (copyrighted 1972) and sung by Dr Hook and the Medicine Show.