Does anybody buy this anymore?

Yeah they're just friends
And I'm a monkey's uncle
Can't you see the look in their eyes?
Or are you blind?
Are you deaf to the words,
That they almost nearly say
And when they leave each other
How the emotions on their face play

Does anybody buy this anymore?
Does anyone not notice the signs?
Can anybody be that blind?
Yeah it's never said,
But it's always meant,
Can you see the way they look
Into each other's eyes.

Does anybody buy this anymore?
The Paramount conspiracy is alive
They claim there's nothing too it
They insists they're just friends
But none of us buy it anymore.