Title: Space Coochie prt 1
Author: S. Holliday
Paring: J/7
Rating: Pg-13 for AL, AC, SS and the DQ'S first ever

space anatomy.

"Tom Report."

"Captain it appears to be a spatial anomaly."

"I'm aware of that. But is it me or dose that

anomaly look like a...."

"A vagina Captain I believe that is the word you

are looking for." Tuvok intoned in his typical Vulcan fashion. Janeway turned to him a look of perplexity spread across her face.

"Uh Captain?"

"Yes Tom."

"It appears to be headed towards us."

"What? Change course."

"Inputting course change."

"Status."

"It's still coming." Ensign Kim replied from ops.

"All hands this is the Captain Red Alert."

"Captain we've just entered the anomaly."

"Shields?" Janeway belted out.

"Eighty percent and holding."

"I didn't spend seven years in the Delta Quadrant

battling Borg, Kazon, Species 8472 and the Hirogen to die in spaces biggest kooty-kat."

"Captain?" Chakotay questioned not understanding

where this was going. Ignoring her first Janeway looked over to her most trusted confidant.

"Tuvok do you think you can attempt a mild meld?"

"Yes Captain but I will need some time to prepare."

"Fine do what you need to do." Slapping her COM badge.

"Senior Staff report to the debriefing room in five minutes. Janeway out."

Five minutes later Voyager's senior staff minus Tuvok sat in the debriefing room.

"Report." Janeway said as she entered the room. Taking a seat she waited. The Doctor was the first to respond.

"Captain Lt. Tuvok's initial observation was right the anomaly is a vagina, I also have discovered that the anomaly will not willingly dispel Voyager for another thirty-days."

"Thirty-days. Why thirty-days?" Chakotay asked the female members of the crew all realized where this was going except Seven and the male members.

Taking point again the Doctor spoke. "The anomaly will go thru it's menstruation cycle at that time it will release an egg."

"An egg?" Janeway questioned.

"Yes an egg to be fertilized." The Doctor intoned he was thinking how simple-minded humans were at times.

"So what you're saying is there's a big pecker out there?"

"Yes Lt. Paris, A pecker as you put it is waiting to engage in copulation with species 6969." Seven stated as a few snickers were heard from Harry and Tom. Even Janeway seemed to smirk at the Borg's designation of the anomaly. Seven sat not understanding the humor that the others had found.

"Let me get this straight, if we are not expelled from this anomaly in thirty-days we might be rammed to death. No pun intended." Janeway intoned as a wry smile began to form.

"Yes Captain." Was Seven's rejoinder?

"Okay dismissed lets hope this works."

Tuvok floated outside the ship preparing himself for the mind meld. Placing his hands on the walls of he began.

"Your mind to my mind, my thoughts to your thoughts."

"Status." Janeway barked out.

"Tuvoks life signs are normal, the creature seems to be reacting." Janeway began to relax.

"Wait Captain Tuvoks breathing has become labored his departure is rising."

"Beam him to sick bay now."

"Tuvok is in sick bay."

"Seven of Nine to Captain Janeway."

"Go Ahead Seven."

"Captain I have found something in Astrometrics I think you should see."

"On my way. Commander you have the bridge." As she headed for the turbo-lift.

Standing in Astrometics Seven of Nine looked over the data she had collected. As the doors slid open and Janeway walked in. "Species 6969 did not take to the meld."

"I am aware of that Captain I've already spoken to the Doctor the advised treatment should have Lt. Tuvok back on his feet in no time." Seven replied in her normal Borg tone.

"Hmm" Was all the older woman could manage.

"Captain I believe I have a solution for the anomaly."

Janeway was now all ears. Taking a step closer to the former drone the redhead waited with baited breath.

"Captain if I initiate the "release" or "climax" of the anomaly. It will expel Voyager from it, Captain?" Seven asked a hint of something other than her normal Borg tone creeping thru.

"I'm sorry Seven." Oh sure you are Katie you where thinking of her climaxing under you. Janeway did her best to quite that little voice that chided her whenever Seven was near.

"Seven how do you intended to climax, I mean."

"Captain I intended to use my Borg encased hand, to stimulate the creature then use my nanoprobes to bring species 6969 to orgasm, basically I'm going to give it a hand job."

"(Cough)Seven?" Janeway said an eyebrow rising at the ex-borgs colorful language.

"Captain are you alright?" Seven asked moving closer.

Janeway was now aware of the other woman’s own sex so close to her hand hands.

"I'm fine Seven, how long will it take you to prepare?"

"I am ready Captain I've already mad the necessary adjustments to the nanoprobes; once I begin to stimulate the anomaly I'll release the nanoprobes and beam back aboard Voyager the climax should occur quickly, Captain I also think we should go to red alert. The anomaly is going to shoot her load."

Seven finished in her typical Borg tone. As Janeway caught a glimmer in her eye. My, my Seven when this is all over I'm going t o have to try those implants of yours out.

Janeway did her best to try and quite that little voice but the truth was she didn’t want to. Ten minutes later Seven was beamed out of Voyager. She floated in the big coochie until she managed to brace herself against one of the walls. Moving up out of the vast hole she began to move up the folds. A very tricky maneuver seeing as how she was stimulating the creature as she moved thru. As she reached the large nub Seven began to her mesh encased hand all over the protruding nerve.

Seven knew she didn't have much time, which is why she had to re-modulate her nanoprobes so Voyager could maintain a lock on her bio-signature. As Seven began to feel the juices from the creature she allowed her assimilation tubules to protrude from her hand to release the nanoprobes. In a haze of blue-light Seven was transported to the sick bay.

"Seven stay still please I just need to check and make sure you are alright." The EMH intoned. His semi bald held shining as he read over his tricorder. The doors to sick bay swooshed open as the captain came in.

Her breath was caught as the sight of the woman before her. Seven's hair had become become unraveled and a sheen of sweat glistened her features. There was also a familiar smell of sex wafting thru the air.

"How are you Seven?" Janeway asked a little curious at Seven's first sexual encounter.

"I will be fine once the Doctor finishes his examination I can go get cleaned up." Seven intoned.

"You may go Seven but you need a full eight-hours of regeneration in the next forty-eight hours to make-up for the loss of the nano-probesa."

"Yes Doctor."

"Seven when your done will you meet me in my ready room." Janeway asked a hint of command entering her voice.

"As you wish." Seven then left to regenerate. Janeway sat at her desk as the doors to her ready room chimed.

"Enter." She called the doors opened to reveal the most beautiful blonde this side of the Delta Quadrant.

"Captain you wished to see me?"

"Yes I did. Seven I must say you did an excellent job today. I think you deserve a commendation."

"That is not necessary Captain."

"Oh but it is ." Janeway said with a smile.

To be continued...