“You heard me, I’m sending you to Star trek academy for extra training”

“uhm.. not that I don’t want to go or anything, but… what did I do?”

Doec looked at the omnipotent, who had suddenly appeared right in front of her while she was jogging in the park, and at SuperSanne and Aseawen who were floating in the air, trapped in some kind of soundproof bubble. She wasn’t that good at lip-reading, but after a few minutes, she had a pretty good idea why Q had put them there.

“a Janeway/Kim romance?”

“What’s wrong with being original?”

“as fic called ‘the trekkie days of Christmas?’”

“it had 18 reviews!”

“and what about this one? It has over 14000 words, which you by the way managed to put all in one single chapter, and features me wearing a Darth Vader helmet!”

Even though the bubble was supposed to be soundproof, they could now faintly hear SuperSanne and Aseawen, who were both laughing hysterically.

“That’s not funny!” Q snapped at them

Doec suddenly grinned evilly

“Ooohh… I think I know what your problem is…”

“What do you mean?”

“Come on Q, don’t be shy! I saw you blushing at the part where you marry captain Janeway”

Q twitched

“I have no idea what you are talking about”

“suuuuuuuuurrrreeeee you don’t…” Doec giggled

“I am not in love with Kathy…erm…Captain Janeway, omnipotent beings like myself have far more interesting things on our minds than…”

“then why did you decorate her room with flowers? And what about that one episode when you met her for the first time and could not stop talking about how ‘soft her hands were’?”

“I was just being polite, that’s all”

Almost as if she was in the middle of a play by Shakespeare, Doec dramatically placed the back of her hand on her forehead

“Captain Janeway, out of all the females of all the species in all the galaxies, I have chosen you to be the mother of my child”

“WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Tears were now streaming down SuperSanne and Aseawen’s faces, while Q’s had turned a bright shade of red. Distracted, he failed to hold up the bubble any longer, causing the two girls to fall on the floor. Enjoying her success, and forgetting that it usually was not a very good idea to make fun of an omnipotent, Doec continued her act.

“I know you're probably asking yourself: Why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny little bipedal specimen like me?” she said, while dramatically rolling her eyes.

“Let me guess, no one else in the universe will have you” SuperSanne played along, while doing a absolutely amazing imitation of Captain Janeway’s voice.

Aseawen thought she was going to pee in her pants, but stopped laughing when she noticed Q was not amused.

“uhm…guys…” she nervously whispered to the two “actors” while pointing at Q, but they completely ignored her

“It's an overwhelming honour, isn't it?” Doec continued, while she held SuperSanne’s hand.

“But I haven't been able to get you out of my mind. You're confident, passionate, beautiful-“

“And totally uninterested!” SuperSanne replied, after pretending to slap Doec in the face.

“THAT’S ENOUGH!” Q shouted, “Both of you stop it right now, or…”

“or else, what?”

“I’ll… turn you into an amoeba!”

“COOL!”

Q took a deep breath, while trying to think ‘happy thoughts’.

“we’re leaving, NOW!”

“aren’t we going to pick up anymore students?”

“The others are already at the academy waiting for you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m of to Risa for the next couple of weeks”

In a flash of white light, Q disappeared and was on his way to the famous pleasure planet, leaving the three girls alone in the park.

“so, uhm… how do we get to the academy?” SuperSanne asked, but before the others could answer, a blue light surrounded all of them and the three authoresses suddenly found themselves inside a small ship. A very familiar voice greeted them.

“Good morning ladies, welcome to the Delta Flyer. I’m Thomas Eugene Paris and I’ll be your pilot today. Please keep your hand ands feet inside the vessel at all times, and…”

Tom turned around when he heard a loud ‘thud’, and saw that his passengers had fainted. He chuckled.